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How Posh Are You?

Are you posh totty or common as muck? Take the quiz to find out.
8.15pm, 26 Oct 2014
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1. What is your Dublin landmark?
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The Spire
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Brown Thomas (You call it BTs)

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Under the clock at Clerys
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The GPO
2. Does your toilet have a bidet?
3. Have you ever been skiing?
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Why would I want to go skiing?
No, but I did book a ticket for the Coppers trip to Andorra. So excited!

Once, on a group holiday during the good times.
Oh, loads of times. I'm a dab hand!
4. You buy wine based on...

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Combination of the last two with consideration for the year
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How much has been knocked off the original price
5. Which of these deck shoes has been tied correctly?
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6. Who mows your lawn?
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I do, of course.
Next door's young lad does it for a few bob.

The gardener comes every two weeks.
What lawn?
7. You have people coming round for tea. How do you serve the milk?
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8. Boarding school was...
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A threat.
A pipe dream wrought from reading Malory Towers as a young'un.

SUCH fun!
9. You're off to Lidl. What are you buying?
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Olives and sun dried tomatoes.
Some bits from this week's special offer.

The Big Shop, mostly own-brand stuff. It's just as good!
10. When would you wear a Musto jacket?
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When would I wear a what now?
Doing the gardening. Maybe?

When sailing or horse riding. Obviously.
For skiing.
11. What would you name your first born child?
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Astrid for a girl, Oscar for a boy.
Kaylee if it's a girl, Noah if it's a boy.

Nothing wrong with a strong, reliable name like Aisling or Micheál.
An unusual Irish name like Caoilfhionn or Fachtna.
12. And finally - does your house have an electric gate?
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
You're common as muck.
But you wouldn't have it any other way. Posh people are no craic.
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You scored out of !
You're not posh at all.
You had some good times during the boom, but didn't we all? Otherwise, life is pretty unglamorous.
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You scored out of !
You're not posh, but you have notions.
You're living the champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget. Only you don't want anyone to know about the second part.
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You scored out of !
You're a posh fecker.
You GOYS! You are posh. Maybe you're completely out of touch with how the common people live, but you don't give a FOCK.
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